Enter K5 : Kreating Krappy Kontent Since 2007

By Kaptain Krayola | November 2, 2007

The Following has been ~~stolen~~ borrowed from K5 - Kaptain Krayola’s Krappy Kontent Kreator over at kaptainkrayola.com but since The Kaptain wrote it originally he doesn’t feel bad using it on this site as well. So here you go, a brief overview of K5:

Kaptain Krayola’s Krappy Kontent Kreator, or K5, is a content generator that writes 100% unique content one word at a time based on some patterns and a large database of words. The words are split up into which part of speech they are (noun, verb, adjective, etc) and stored accordingly. The content generator then assembles these words into sentences and sentences into paragraphs. It (obviously) blends in your chosen keywords at a density that you control. If you want a really keyword rich page you can crank it up and if you want to go leaner on the keywords you can crank it down.

That’s great Kaptain, but does it work worth a shit?
The Kaptain is glad you asked! From his experiments google seems to love the content it writes because technically it’s syntactically correct thus looking like real content. The test sites pulled good traffic and the AdSense clicks paid very nicely. Everything seemed to be going great.
As far as humans are concerned it reads like content translated from German by a crappy online translator so you will probably get nailed if anyone looks too closely.

That’s fantasitc but how can this benefit me?
Well, the Kaptain has decided that he’s willing to let a hand full of people have access to the content generator to use in their own mass page generation schemes. The Kaptain has two versions of the application - one is in ColdFusion with an MSSQL DB and the other is in PHP with a MySQL DB. The other option is to contact the Kaptain about using his API and letting his servers do the work.

Why are you telling us this you evil bastard?
The purpose of this post is basically to gauge interest in the application/API to see if it’s worth making available. So if you are interested in the app get a hold of the Kaptain one of two ways. MSN: kaptainkrayola[at]hotmail.com and ICQ: 85896389.

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